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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

Reunion?

UMA2021

Graphic made by Yours Truly for this occasion.

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UMA2021 reunion

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Welcome to the Underground Mafias

Welcome to the Underground Mafias!
~ Fight the Bad! Fight for Gaming ~

https://discord.gg/feRcGNEXnk

Join the Discord server to officially become apart of the community! With 590+ members, you won’t regret it.

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─ [EVENTS] ─

Skribbl Game Night

May 23rd, 2021 || 6 EDT  5 PM CDT – 4 PM MDT – 3 PM PDT – 3 PDT – 11 PM UK

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Sincerely,

Dino, Aaronstone, Bam

UM Premiers

Dillon, Lydia, Zambi, Jester, Cobra

UM Administration & Advisory

Aisha, Izuno, Africa, Zenny, Villa, Cultist

UM Management

[US] Beanie Training

Looking for the UMA of CP discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Hail UMA! Today we held an event on Beanie, CPR. We practiced some tactics. Good work, UMA gang! We’ll continue to rise from this. Make sure to check our discord for the next event.

Max: 11(+)

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Just Remember

UMA will never fall, even if we’re not in an league and uphold our old values. We’re UMA. Join our discord if you haven’t already.

Dino

Mafia Commander —

CP Cheats – CP Rewritten Penguin Style

Hello Mafias!

Today I bring more CP Rewritten Penguin Style cheats. I’ll go over the part of the December 2020 Penguin Style catalog that we didn’t go over last post!

!! For more Club Penguin Cheats make sure you’re in our Discord server where you can take part in mascot tracking, stamps, and pin hunting !!
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You’re going to want to go to the Gift Shop and go into the catalog!

The bottom catalog is where you want to go!

Once you open your catalog you’re going to press these certain areas.

Click the glasses…
And get these super cool glasses!
Click on this guys Penguin Beak
Click on her walkie talkie…
Then you can get this cool hair style!
Click this guys bow-tie…
You should get this hair style!
Click on this part of the top lazer…
Get this really cool blonde hairstyle!
Go to the next page and click her shoe…
Then get these nice reading glasses!
Click the top of the moon…
And get this really cool hair style for your penguin!

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That’s all for this segment of CPR catalog cheats! Consider joining the Underground Mafias Army for more fun post like this one. We are also one of most Oldest Club Penguin Armies there is. You can also get quicker updates to mascot tracking, pin hunting, and CP Cheats. We are one of the greatest Club Penguin Communities, so join us today!

https://discord.com/Gm4tAXVa3m

Lydia
UMA Commander

[UK] Miner Patrol of Marshmallow | December 2nd

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

MINING PATROL

December 2nd, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a hard hat, miner take-over of the island. While we were there, we were able to patrol the Town, Plaza, Mine, and Iceberg. We’ve successfully patrolled Marshmallow from a potential invasion from alien armies. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 22

 

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Legoman (LOL) [NSFW] (JUST INCASE)

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

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