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My Last Take

Good morning Underground Mafias and outsiders alike, I apologize for not being able to attend the final battle, as I was attending to more personal matters. I’d like to congratulate the Help Force for claiming victory, but if you haven’t read the last post, we would rather not partake in a matter involving the STAGNANT FOUR. I still fucking hate Ayan but hopefully, the tournament goes well for our opponents.

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve come to this conclusion that I’m done with the community, but fortunately I was able to leave with no regrets (both this time and the previous time). Still, as I kept contact with select members and aim to leave Discord entirely in the upcoming future, I thought of sharing my two cents on the matters here. Why? If I don’t put out all my opinions, a pent-up obsession would be no good in leaving this place. After all, verbalizing you detest it here does no good aside from engendering a dependency on armies.

Throughout my tenure in the community, it was a short while, yet I’ve managed to see every part. My peak as an administrator in the light of the community couldn’t shine a light over my downfall, when I was equated to the community’s idea of ‘scum’. The ideas put forward represent an amalgamation in my philosophy towards armies, which were shaped through these experiences. As a nobody, as an administrator, as a leader, as the shunned, it was these naïve, distorted, emotional experiences that helped me experience the greatest extent of the community. The reward here wasn’t to become a legend or celebrated for my actions by the current victors, it was to meet the great people that inspired my life down the road past armies. 

Despite making a home in several armies, I’d like to give the warmest gratitude to the Underground Mafias. To have the opportunity to lead an army considered legendary is an honor, but the greatest prestige yet is being recognized as one of the people who’ve maintained the conservative ideals that represented what UMA historically stood for. Whether it was Pink Mafias’ last stand against the clovers, or the Crew versus the world, the Underground Mafias never surrendered. Our culture outlives the entirety of the community, and will continue to remain as the last bastion of recklessness. There’s a lot of people to give thanks to, but those I recognize especially are the friends and family I’ve made here. Especially Dino for bringing me into EHUMA. Initially, I was told to avoid it and that nothing good comes out of EHUMA, but the same can be said about the side I first stood with. Greatest thanks to Dan and Bam too for encouraging me to take up the leadership position in the absence of Cobra, who has also done as much as the names mentioned. Aaron came later on, but it was his ignorance of the present and attachment of the past that encouraged us to stand our ground against the individuals we vilified. In the end, our army has always had the last laugh and continued to thrive even in the era of idiocy. 

Considering the shortage of braincells the community has, who knows if absolutely everyone could even read this to the end. Whatever is written is not for the sake of being read, as an alternative it’s for me. I’d like to move on from my digital home that fueled my youth, one final time.

In no particular order, I present to you, the audience, my last take…

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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

Welcome to the Underground Mafias

Welcome to the Underground Mafias!
~ Fight the Bad! Fight for Gaming ~

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─ [EVENTS] ─

Skribbl Game Night

May 23rd, 2021 || 6 EDT  5 PM CDT – 4 PM MDT – 3 PM PDT – 3 PDT – 11 PM UK

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Sincerely,

Dino, Aaronstone, Bam

UM Premiers

Dillon, Lydia, Zambi, Jester, Cobra

UM Administration & Advisory

Aisha, Izuno, Africa, Zenny, Villa, Cultist

UM Management

No Regrets.

Dino edit: If you want to learn more about Sweater’s sick past, see the section on him in our closing post HERE.

DINO EDIT #2: Fuck otter. changed the post author to ehroyals. hurb

Fire Warriors, the man named Sweater who leads you isn’t who he says he is. If you were in the other FW, you’ve probably noticed a huge change in the army, as well as a shift of power. I warned Sweater tonight that I would leave him alone if he left myself and Kris alone after I departed from Fire Warriors, but he refused to let some things go. His actions towards us made us realize that he isn’t the picture perfect guy everyone sees him as. He claims to be better than everyone else, he claims to be fair and just, however there’s so much he’s kept buried.

Fire Warriors is not an army about family anymore, it’s fuel for Sweater’s ego. He doesn’t care about his actions, he believes he can say what he’d like and never be held accountable.

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[US] Beanie Training

Looking for the UMA of CP discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Hail UMA! Today we held an event on Beanie, CPR. We practiced some tactics. Good work, UMA gang! We’ll continue to rise from this. Make sure to check our discord for the next event.

Max: 11(+)

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[UK] Tuxedo Perfect | December 4th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

TUXEDO PERFECT

December 4th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

No bio is needed. This is just an quick upload.

MAX: 15+

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[UK] Miner Patrol of Marshmallow | December 2nd

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

MINING PATROL

December 2nd, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a hard hat, miner take-over of the island. While we were there, we were able to patrol the Town, Plaza, Mine, and Iceberg. We’ve successfully patrolled Marshmallow from a potential invasion from alien armies. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 22

 

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[UK] Coffee Cleansing of Marshmallow | November 30th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

COFFEE CLEANSING

November 30th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a coffee and apron costume take over. While we were there, we battled with some unorganized gangs and got some stamps. We’ve successfully cleansed Marshmallow from the inferior blue fire-fighter penguins. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 20 

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Battle Schedule

This week is going to be marginally different. Due to personal reasons, this will be my last week in the Underground Mafias Army, denoting that I will be introducing another person to lead when I do eventually depart (next Sunday). It’s woeful for some, I know. This week will be a relatively fun week for the entire army as I know that you all deserve it. UMA has been blossoming a lot recently and for me to just suddenly promulgate my departure would conspicuously come as a shock to most people in the army, hence why I’m preparing you for the inevitable. Anyway, this is our event schedule for the week.

It’ll consist of 1 scheduled event every day to cause less confusion. Hopefully. that allows the younger minds in the army to comprehend what’s going on as sometimes the event schedule can be confounding to some troops. So gear up, UMA. You’re in for a week!

❗ US Training Session 

Thursday, March 18th

VERY IMPORTANT, PROMOTIONS!

Server: Flurry – Location: TBA

Time: 1 AM UK/GMT, 9 P.M EST, 8 P.M CST, 7 PM MST, 6 P.M PST

RECCOMENDED CHAT: XAT.COM/UMAOFCP

MAKE SURE TO ATTEND

UMA Leaders

Till’ We Collapse [MUST ATTEND]

❗ MUST READ – COMMENT ❗

Our last event showed me and the other owners that we are ready to carry on with the training, progressing further. Recently, the UMA and Redemption Force war ended, even though I have never heard of them they sound full of platitudinous individuals. For UMA’s own atonement we won’t retaliate to their foolish actions due to the fact they’re a mere army with a misleading name. I have some things that I need to address in this post, as well as new events for everybody.

First being, we’re now in isolation [refer yourself to Red’s post] and the last time I checked the last army to invade us was the Redemption Force. UMA, I understand that I have neglected my position within UMA but I will be getting more active over the Holidays, not a lot, but more active than I currently am. If you’re with us and fight under the UMA banner, then devote yourself to this army by showing up to more events.

Also UMA, this event will be both a Club Penguin event and a Recruiting Event, much like a training session. I know that our reputation has gotten lower for our past actions but let’s cast that aside, all the naysayers don’t speak any relevance. Be ready to move around a lot, UMA, because this is the time we rebuild our once great structure.

When

Everyday; Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday

Where

All over Club Penguin/Xat [We will more than likely have a training session during this]

Time

8 PM EST
7 PM CST
6PM MST
5PM PST

BE ON CHAT
Xat.Com/UMA_Army

❗ Comment if you can or can’t make it ❗

We have to get used to this UMA, because if we don’t work this out we will become lazy, and then what? Do you want to end up at the bottom of the pile? How can we ever succeed if you don’t take the first step forward? I would rather see UMA burgeoning than anything else. I can promise you that we will come out conditioned. I just ask that you take some time out of your day to recruit for UMA. If we successfully complete this task and get a few new recruits then we will more than likely login to Club Penguin to test our might. I am sure that UMA will come out on top again.

-Daniel