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[UK] Miner Patrol of Marshmallow | December 2nd

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

MINING PATROL

December 2nd, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a hard hat, miner take-over of the island. While we were there, we were able to patrol the Town, Plaza, Mine, and Iceberg. We’ve successfully patrolled Marshmallow from a potential invasion from alien armies. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 22

 

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Legoman (LOL) [NSFW] (JUST INCASE)

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

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[UK] Coffee Cleansing of Marshmallow | November 30th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

COFFEE CLEANSING

November 30th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a coffee and apron costume take over. While we were there, we battled with some unorganized gangs and got some stamps. We’ve successfully cleansed Marshmallow from the inferior blue fire-fighter penguins. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 20 

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Overstepped

Many apologies to those from the legacy. I clearly overstepped my boundaries at this point. I had two reasons behind letting this happen, fortunately for me one of them succeeded, unfortunately for you all the other did not. Let the legacy live on with you faggots not with the army itself. Obliviously the discord has been removed.

Everyone has been contributed on site besides Myself, Wgfv and Dan.

Thanks for doing your best but I was clearly in the wrong for  letting this happen lads so fuck off alright 

I’ve got shit to do again so this is the last time, hopefully well see each other again.

~ Bam

Hoot Hoot

Hey got notified this old thing is still getting views, Cheers to everyone who did their best for UMA… even you fools in the CPO/Rewritten era.

~ Bam

Battle Schedule

This week is going to be marginally different. Due to personal reasons, this will be my last week in the Underground Mafias Army, denoting that I will be introducing another person to lead when I do eventually depart (next Sunday). It’s woeful for some, I know. This week will be a relatively fun week for the entire army as I know that you all deserve it. UMA has been blossoming a lot recently and for me to just suddenly promulgate my departure would conspicuously come as a shock to most people in the army, hence why I’m preparing you for the inevitable. Anyway, this is our event schedule for the week.

It’ll consist of 1 scheduled event every day to cause less confusion. Hopefully. that allows the younger minds in the army to comprehend what’s going on as sometimes the event schedule can be confounding to some troops. So gear up, UMA. You’re in for a week!

❗ US Training Session 

Thursday, March 18th

VERY IMPORTANT, PROMOTIONS!

Server: Flurry – Location: TBA

Time: 1 AM UK/GMT, 9 P.M EST, 8 P.M CST, 7 PM MST, 6 P.M PST

RECCOMENDED CHAT: XAT.COM/UMAOFCP

MAKE SURE TO ATTEND

UMA Leaders

for google

ignore this

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Till’ We Collapse [MUST ATTEND]

❗ MUST READ – COMMENT ❗

Our last event showed me and the other owners that we are ready to carry on with the training, progressing further. Recently, the UMA and Redemption Force war ended, even though I have never heard of them they sound full of platitudinous individuals. For UMA’s own atonement we won’t retaliate to their foolish actions due to the fact they’re a mere army with a misleading name. I have some things that I need to address in this post, as well as new events for everybody.

First being, we’re now in isolation [refer yourself to Red’s post] and the last time I checked the last army to invade us was the Redemption Force. UMA, I understand that I have neglected my position within UMA but I will be getting more active over the Holidays, not a lot, but more active than I currently am. If you’re with us and fight under the UMA banner, then devote yourself to this army by showing up to more events.

Also UMA, this event will be both a Club Penguin event and a Recruiting Event, much like a training session. I know that our reputation has gotten lower for our past actions but let’s cast that aside, all the naysayers don’t speak any relevance. Be ready to move around a lot, UMA, because this is the time we rebuild our once great structure.

When

Everyday; Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday

Where

All over Club Penguin/Xat [We will more than likely have a training session during this]

Time

8 PM EST
7 PM CST
6PM MST
5PM PST

BE ON CHAT
Xat.Com/UMA_Army

❗ Comment if you can or can’t make it ❗

We have to get used to this UMA, because if we don’t work this out we will become lazy, and then what? Do you want to end up at the bottom of the pile? How can we ever succeed if you don’t take the first step forward? I would rather see UMA burgeoning than anything else. I can promise you that we will come out conditioned. I just ask that you take some time out of your day to recruit for UMA. If we successfully complete this task and get a few new recruits then we will more than likely login to Club Penguin to test our might. I am sure that UMA will come out on top again.

-Daniel