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BREAKING: Dillon is a coward

Update as of 2:45 PST: I’m Zambi4 live at EHHS, and we just received breaking news that Dillion has pissed his pants.


BEANIE, Dillon’s Duplex — 
After being bored of doing absolutely nothing during his day, Dillon expresses his homosexual urges, but cowardly backs away in an attempt to bar any self-acceptance. There is no screenshot evidence, but deep down, we all know that Dillon is gay. Back to you Tom.

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