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No Regrets.

Dino edit: If you want to learn more about Sweater’s sick past, see the section on him in our closing post HERE.

DINO EDIT #2: Fuck otter. changed the post author to ehroyals. hurb

Fire Warriors, the man named Sweater who leads you isn’t who he says he is. If you were in the other FW, you’ve probably noticed a huge change in the army, as well as a shift of power. I warned Sweater tonight that I would leave him alone if he left myself and Kris alone after I departed from Fire Warriors, but he refused to let some things go. His actions towards us made us realize that he isn’t the picture perfect guy everyone sees him as. He claims to be better than everyone else, he claims to be fair and just, however there’s so much he’s kept buried.

Fire Warriors is not an army about family anymore, it’s fuel for Sweater’s ego. He doesn’t care about his actions, he believes he can say what he’d like and never be held accountable.

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12/23/2020 – US Christmas Takeover Results

Good Evening Underground Mafias Army,
Today we logged on for our US Christmas Takeover Event and oh boy, am I so proud of everyone. With amazing tactics a bit rough spots here and there, you all did amazing. Thank you for everyone that attended today and those who tired to make it. We maxed 14 today!

If you would like to participate in these events join our Discord server!
https://Discord.gg/Gm4tAXVa3m

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Good job today guys! Hope you all have an amazing Christmas!

Lydia
UMA Commander

[US] Beanie Training

Looking for the UMA of CP discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Hail UMA! Today we held an event on Beanie, CPR. We practiced some tactics. Good work, UMA gang! We’ll continue to rise from this. Make sure to check our discord for the next event.

Max: 11(+)

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[EU] Invasion of Blizzard (Results)

I’ll write a better description  when I get the chance. This post was rushed.

Max: 9


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[UK] Miner Patrol of Marshmallow | December 2nd

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

MINING PATROL

December 2nd, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a hard hat, miner take-over of the island. While we were there, we were able to patrol the Town, Plaza, Mine, and Iceberg. We’ve successfully patrolled Marshmallow from a potential invasion from alien armies. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 22

 

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Legoman (LOL) [NSFW] (JUST INCASE)

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

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[UK] Coffee Cleansing of Marshmallow | November 30th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

COFFEE CLEANSING

November 30th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a coffee and apron costume take over. While we were there, we battled with some unorganized gangs and got some stamps. We’ve successfully cleansed Marshmallow from the inferior blue fire-fighter penguins. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 20 

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My Predictions for CPR’s Halloween Party

Hello soldiers of the Underground Mafias Army! As it gets farther in October, the Halloween Party is around the corner (Oct 25th). So, because of this, what will the rooms possibly look like? I am here to answer this in this useless post to make the UMA site partially more active. Read More.

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Battle Schedule

This week is going to be marginally different. Due to personal reasons, this will be my last week in the Underground Mafias Army, denoting that I will be introducing another person to lead when I do eventually depart (next Sunday). It’s woeful for some, I know. This week will be a relatively fun week for the entire army as I know that you all deserve it. UMA has been blossoming a lot recently and for me to just suddenly promulgate my departure would conspicuously come as a shock to most people in the army, hence why I’m preparing you for the inevitable. Anyway, this is our event schedule for the week.

It’ll consist of 1 scheduled event every day to cause less confusion. Hopefully. that allows the younger minds in the army to comprehend what’s going on as sometimes the event schedule can be confounding to some troops. So gear up, UMA. You’re in for a week!

❗ US Training Session 

Thursday, March 18th

VERY IMPORTANT, PROMOTIONS!

Server: Flurry – Location: TBA

Time: 1 AM UK/GMT, 9 P.M EST, 8 P.M CST, 7 PM MST, 6 P.M PST

RECCOMENDED CHAT: XAT.COM/UMAOFCP

MAKE SURE TO ATTEND

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