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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

12/23/2020 – US Christmas Takeover Results

Good Evening Underground Mafias Army,
Today we logged on for our US Christmas Takeover Event and oh boy, am I so proud of everyone. With amazing tactics a bit rough spots here and there, you all did amazing. Thank you for everyone that attended today and those who tired to make it. We maxed 14 today!

If you would like to participate in these events join our Discord server!
https://Discord.gg/Gm4tAXVa3m

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Good job today guys! Hope you all have an amazing Christmas!

Lydia
UMA Commander

[UK] Tuxedo Perfect | December 4th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

TUXEDO PERFECT

December 4th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

No bio is needed. This is just an quick upload.

MAX: 15+

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[UK] Coffee Cleansing of Marshmallow | November 30th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

COFFEE CLEANSING

November 30th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a coffee and apron costume take over. While we were there, we battled with some unorganized gangs and got some stamps. We’ve successfully cleansed Marshmallow from the inferior blue fire-fighter penguins. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 20 

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My Predictions for CPR’s Halloween Party

Hello soldiers of the Underground Mafias Army! As it gets farther in October, the Halloween Party is around the corner (Oct 25th). So, because of this, what will the rooms possibly look like? I am here to answer this in this useless post to make the UMA site partially more active. Read More.

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