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No Regrets.

Dino edit: If you want to learn more about Sweater’s sick past, see the section on him in our closing post HERE.

DINO EDIT #2: Fuck otter. changed the post author to ehroyals. hurb

Fire Warriors, the man named Sweater who leads you isn’t who he says he is. If you were in the other FW, you’ve probably noticed a huge change in the army, as well as a shift of power. I warned Sweater tonight that I would leave him alone if he left myself and Kris alone after I departed from Fire Warriors, but he refused to let some things go. His actions towards us made us realize that he isn’t the picture perfect guy everyone sees him as. He claims to be better than everyone else, he claims to be fair and just, however there’s so much he’s kept buried.

Fire Warriors is not an army about family anymore, it’s fuel for Sweater’s ego. He doesn’t care about his actions, he believes he can say what he’d like and never be held accountable.

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[US] Beanie Training

Looking for the UMA of CP discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Hail UMA! Today we held an event on Beanie, CPR. We practiced some tactics. Good work, UMA gang! We’ll continue to rise from this. Make sure to check our discord for the next event.

Max: 11(+)

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[EU] Invasion of Blizzard (Results)

I’ll write a better description  when I get the chance. This post was rushed.

Max: 9


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[UK] Miner Patrol of Marshmallow | December 2nd

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

MINING PATROL

December 2nd, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a hard hat, miner take-over of the island. While we were there, we were able to patrol the Town, Plaza, Mine, and Iceberg. We’ve successfully patrolled Marshmallow from a potential invasion from alien armies. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 22

 

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Legoman (LOL) [NSFW] (JUST INCASE)

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

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[UK] Coffee Cleansing of Marshmallow | November 30th

Underground Mafias Army - UK Division

COFFEE CLEANSING

November 30th, 2020

UK Divisional Office, Mittens

Salutations, UMA!

Today we logged onto Marshmallow ─ CPRewritten for a coffee and apron costume take over. While we were there, we battled with some unorganized gangs and got some stamps. We’ve successfully cleansed Marshmallow from the inferior blue fire-fighter penguins. Great job, UMA!

MAX: 20 

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Till’ We Collapse [MUST ATTEND]

❗ MUST READ – COMMENT ❗

Our last event showed me and the other owners that we are ready to carry on with the training, progressing further. Recently, the UMA and Redemption Force war ended, even though I have never heard of them they sound full of platitudinous individuals. For UMA’s own atonement we won’t retaliate to their foolish actions due to the fact they’re a mere army with a misleading name. I have some things that I need to address in this post, as well as new events for everybody.

First being, we’re now in isolation [refer yourself to Red’s post] and the last time I checked the last army to invade us was the Redemption Force. UMA, I understand that I have neglected my position within UMA but I will be getting more active over the Holidays, not a lot, but more active than I currently am. If you’re with us and fight under the UMA banner, then devote yourself to this army by showing up to more events.

Also UMA, this event will be both a Club Penguin event and a Recruiting Event, much like a training session. I know that our reputation has gotten lower for our past actions but let’s cast that aside, all the naysayers don’t speak any relevance. Be ready to move around a lot, UMA, because this is the time we rebuild our once great structure.

When

Everyday; Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday

Where

All over Club Penguin/Xat [We will more than likely have a training session during this]

Time

8 PM EST
7 PM CST
6PM MST
5PM PST

BE ON CHAT
Xat.Com/UMA_Army

❗ Comment if you can or can’t make it ❗

We have to get used to this UMA, because if we don’t work this out we will become lazy, and then what? Do you want to end up at the bottom of the pile? How can we ever succeed if you don’t take the first step forward? I would rather see UMA burgeoning than anything else. I can promise you that we will come out conditioned. I just ask that you take some time out of your day to recruit for UMA. If we successfully complete this task and get a few new recruits then we will more than likely login to Club Penguin to test our might. I am sure that UMA will come out on top again.

-Daniel

Short Notice: Training Session || Election Sign Up

Well UMA, it’s time for an event!

Training Session

Monday, 4/9/12

Bunny Hill

7 EST

6 CST

5 MTN

4 PST

12 AM UK (Wanna be Loved?)

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And the Elections

Just fill this form out, we’ll vote later this week.

CP Name:

UMA Rank:

Experience in UMA:

Rank Applying For:

So that’s it, leader, 2ic and 3ic are up for grabs.

That’s all,

-Lidstrom

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