IMPORTANT: Invasion/Defenses have been added and in some cases the timings have been changed. Read the post again. Thank you.

Edit: This is the part where the overused “Prepare for hell UMA as SWAT is gonna wipe you out” comes into play. It’s only a terrible cliche that for some odd reason helps you sleep on your lumpy mattress. Half of the time the people of SWAT don’t know what they’re talking about. What most of us have been doing is reading posts written by your owners on your website, we could probably point out at least a dozen flaws in them. As for the little “Prepare for hell” statement, you’re only proving my point, SWAT. How sad. 😉

❗ VERY IMPORTANT- READ THIS POST ❗

I’m tired of going back and forth. I’m tired of putting up with armies such as SWAT. You can flame us all you want. I’ve come to realize something that explains your behavior; you’re desperate. Everybody knows this. SWAT turned into an ash trail when Spi left. Just look at how many times you have closed down due to him leaving. Now you think you’re relevant again, I feel that it’s time to show you who is the boss. People will be wondering what happened to SWAT one day. Do you want to know what happened? UMA happened.

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