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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

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Reunion?

UMA2021

Graphic made by Yours Truly for this occasion.

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UMA2021 reunion

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Preserving History.

Edit from Dino: Real quick, I just wanted to link the Hall of Fame page. I wanted to note that some people have expressed issues with some of the November portraits (i.e. Compwiz). We’ll be looking into potnetially adding new portraits for them in the future. Anyways, Back to Aaron.

Hello UMA, it’s been awhile.

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A Statement from the Underground Mafias Army

Hello all, my name is Aaron, most recently our good old friends at the Army of Club Penguin decided to hold an even that merged Romans, Nachos, and UMA all into one army to fight them called the Roumachos. This was first, really REALLY cringe. Second this was disrespectful. It also is the most ACP thing ever, I mean who else would bring back dead armies, make them all together max 10 and they boast about how powerful they are? Everyone in this community knows that if ANY of these armies were around and still active, more specifically Nachos and UMA the result of a battle like this would quite different. (The result would be us kicking ACPs ass around Breeze like we did so many times before). CPAHQ, which by the way is anti-UMA because we are toxic but for some reason are pro Templars (sorry Xing), decided to post this army on their Top Ten as well. This is insulting to so many people who have worked so hard through out the years making Romans, Nachos and UMA a formidable army and it is also quite insulting to those who uphold and protect the legacies of those armies. This however is not surprising to me, as CPAHQ and those who are affiliated with it like to spit in the faces of those who go against it. I would also like to add that the Army of Club Penguin had NO PERMISSION whatsoever granted to use the Underground Mafias Army name in their little event, and I am also going to add that they probably had no permission to use Nachos name or the Romans name as well. They are going to say cope, cope etc. But if someone did an event like this involving a hypothetical dead ACP, ACP Veterans would cry like babies (FACT). Now the Underground Mafias Army might be dead, we do however have influence in this community and I hope everyone understands this because it would be a real shame if that influence had to be used. Ill end this post off with a question to CPAHQ. What member of the ACP High Command got access to the leaders chat as the leader of the Roumachos?

PS: CONGRATS TO THE NIGHT WARRIORS FOR MAKING THE TOP TEN NEXT WEEK.

UMA VS ACP UNTIL CUCKALTHORP HAD PINKS ACCOUNT BANNED IN 2007 (COLORIZED)

A REMINDER TO THE CPA COMMUNITY

Ace

Welcome to the Underground Mafias

Welcome to the Underground Mafias!
~ Fight the Bad! Fight for Gaming ~

https://discord.gg/feRcGNEXnk

Join the Discord server to officially become apart of the community! With 590+ members, you won’t regret it.

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Skribbl Game Night

May 23rd, 2021 || 6 EDT  5 PM CDT – 4 PM MDT – 3 PM PDT – 3 PDT – 11 PM UK

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Sincerely,

Dino, Aaronstone, Bam

UM Premiers

Dillon, Lydia, Zambi, Jester, Cobra

UM Administration & Advisory

Aisha, Izuno, Africa, Zenny, Villa, Cultist

UM Management

BREAKING: Dillon is a coward

Update as of 2:45 PST: I’m Zambi4 live at EHHS, and we just received breaking news that Dillion has pissed his pants.


BEANIE, Dillon’s Duplex — 
After being bored of doing absolutely nothing during his day, Dillon expresses his homosexual urges, but cowardly backs away in an attempt to bar any self-acceptance. There is no screenshot evidence, but deep down, we all know that Dillon is gay. Back to you Tom.

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Introducing… Bam Bucks!

Looking for the Underground Mafias discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ A week has passed since activating the Underground Mafias. In the next step to advance the organization, we’d like to announce a new rewards system. A currency system that will be promoted based off of attendance, recruits, and a lot more. Starting now, the new currency of the Underground Mafias gaming organization is…

BAM BUCKS

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Underground Mafias ─ Meet the Administration

UM meet the admins

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ As the first site post since announcing the UM, the Administration would like to make this post to help inform our members about who runs our community. This post will include our Premiers, Administrators, and three supervising Cabinet members.

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Activating the Underground Mafias

Yes, this is an important announcement. No, it’s not a shit-post.

For everyone wondering, when UMA closed, we transformed it into the Underground Mafias organization. Obviously it didn’t go as planned when we originally planned. However, after some hard work and renewed interest, I’d like to announce some changes.

For starters, this site will serve as a memory to the UMA Rewritten generations, but it’ll also be used for the Underground Mafias organization. All UM event results will be posted here in the future (along with announcements). UMA archive posts and shitposts will still continue to be posted every now and again.

The Underground Mafias will be run by myself and UMA legends Bam117 and Aaronstone42 with former UMA leaders Ehroyals81, Zambi, and Lydia helping out. Games most likely will too when he can be found (that retard fucking died on us.)

We are more than a Club Penguin Army. We’re a community, a gang, a family, a mafia. Fuck wasting our lives 24/7 on penguin games. Obviously, we’ll never forget our CP memories, and reunions on Club Penguin Rewritten will continue to happen. But we have ascended past this all. Underground Mafias is more than this.

Pink created this movement. Wgfv built it. Dan advanced it. Bam and Ehroyals brought it the CPPS era. And now here we sit. We are legendary. Fuck Conor thinking he killed us. We killed ourselves so they couldn’t beat us. And now as UM continues to grow, we will foster a new movement. The 14 years put into this army will not go to waste.

I will continue to maintain this website and its pages along with Bam, Aaron, Cobra, Zamb, and Dan. The history and rank pages will be getting some redesigns. I also went ahead and redid the site background and buttons.

If you’d like to help us with the Underground Mafias, a discord link can be found below:

https://discord.gg/feRcGNEXnk

When we revived in November as the UMA, me, Cobra, Games, Justin, and Zamb wanted to make Daniel, Wgfv, Bam, and the other vets proud by making sure UMA culture and its impact doesn’t die. Now we continue the revolution through other games. Let’s do this. Fight the bad!

Dino, UM Premier

Bam117, UM Premier

Aaronstone42, UM Premier

Dillon/Ehroyals81, UM Administrator

Games, UM Administrator

Zambi, UM Cabinet

Lydia, UM Cabinet