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My Last Take

Good morning Underground Mafias and outsiders alike, I apologize for not being able to attend the final battle, as I was attending to more personal matters. I’d like to congratulate the Help Force for claiming victory, but if you haven’t read the last post, we would rather not partake in a matter involving the STAGNANT FOUR. I still fucking hate Ayan but hopefully, the tournament goes well for our opponents.

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve come to this conclusion that I’m done with the community, but fortunately I was able to leave with no regrets (both this time and the previous time). Still, as I kept contact with select members and aim to leave Discord entirely in the upcoming future, I thought of sharing my two cents on the matters here. Why? If I don’t put out all my opinions, a pent-up obsession would be no good in leaving this place. After all, verbalizing you detest it here does no good aside from engendering a dependency on armies.

Throughout my tenure in the community, it was a short while, yet I’ve managed to see every part. My peak as an administrator in the light of the community couldn’t shine a light over my downfall, when I was equated to the community’s idea of ‘scum’. The ideas put forward represent an amalgamation in my philosophy towards armies, which were shaped through these experiences. As a nobody, as an administrator, as a leader, as the shunned, it was these naïve, distorted, emotional experiences that helped me experience the greatest extent of the community. The reward here wasn’t to become a legend or celebrated for my actions by the current victors, it was to meet the great people that inspired my life down the road past armies. 

Despite making a home in several armies, I’d like to give the warmest gratitude to the Underground Mafias. To have the opportunity to lead an army considered legendary is an honor, but the greatest prestige yet is being recognized as one of the people who’ve maintained the conservative ideals that represented what UMA historically stood for. Whether it was Pink Mafias’ last stand against the clovers, or the Crew versus the world, the Underground Mafias never surrendered. Our culture outlives the entirety of the community, and will continue to remain as the last bastion of recklessness. There’s a lot of people to give thanks to, but those I recognize especially are the friends and family I’ve made here. Especially Dino for bringing me into EHUMA. Initially, I was told to avoid it and that nothing good comes out of EHUMA, but the same can be said about the side I first stood with. Greatest thanks to Dan and Bam too for encouraging me to take up the leadership position in the absence of Cobra, who has also done as much as the names mentioned. Aaron came later on, but it was his ignorance of the present and attachment of the past that encouraged us to stand our ground against the individuals we vilified. In the end, our army has always had the last laugh and continued to thrive even in the era of idiocy. 

Considering the shortage of braincells the community has, who knows if absolutely everyone could even read this to the end. Whatever is written is not for the sake of being read, as an alternative it’s for me. I’d like to move on from my digital home that fueled my youth, one final time.

In no particular order, I present to you, the audience, my last take…

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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

Letter of Resignation

Effectively immediately I submit my resignation as Premier

Lol I’ll write a belated retirement post in the future. Just know that I’ve been busy with school and all. Aaron is trusted as the lead premier now.

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Reunion?

UMA2021

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Preserving History.

Edit from Dino: Real quick, I just wanted to link the Hall of Fame page. I wanted to note that some people have expressed issues with some of the November portraits (i.e. Compwiz). We’ll be looking into potnetially adding new portraits for them in the future. Anyways, Back to Aaron.

Hello UMA, it’s been awhile.

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A Statement from the Underground Mafias Army

Hello all, my name is Aaron, most recently our good old friends at the Army of Club Penguin decided to hold an even that merged Romans, Nachos, and UMA all into one army to fight them called the Roumachos. This was first, really REALLY cringe. Second this was disrespectful. It also is the most ACP thing ever, I mean who else would bring back dead armies, make them all together max 10 and they boast about how powerful they are? Everyone in this community knows that if ANY of these armies were around and still active, more specifically Nachos and UMA the result of a battle like this would quite different. (The result would be us kicking ACPs ass around Breeze like we did so many times before). CPAHQ, which by the way is anti-UMA because we are toxic but for some reason are pro Templars (sorry Xing), decided to post this army on their Top Ten as well. This is insulting to so many people who have worked so hard through out the years making Romans, Nachos and UMA a formidable army and it is also quite insulting to those who uphold and protect the legacies of those armies. This however is not surprising to me, as CPAHQ and those who are affiliated with it like to spit in the faces of those who go against it. I would also like to add that the Army of Club Penguin had NO PERMISSION whatsoever granted to use the Underground Mafias Army name in their little event, and I am also going to add that they probably had no permission to use Nachos name or the Romans name as well. They are going to say cope, cope etc. But if someone did an event like this involving a hypothetical dead ACP, ACP Veterans would cry like babies (FACT). Now the Underground Mafias Army might be dead, we do however have influence in this community and I hope everyone understands this because it would be a real shame if that influence had to be used. Ill end this post off with a question to CPAHQ. What member of the ACP High Command got access to the leaders chat as the leader of the Roumachos?

PS: CONGRATS TO THE NIGHT WARRIORS FOR MAKING THE TOP TEN NEXT WEEK.

UMA VS ACP UNTIL CUCKALTHORP HAD PINKS ACCOUNT BANNED IN 2007 (COLORIZED)

A REMINDER TO THE CPA COMMUNITY

Ace

Welcome to the Underground Mafias

Welcome to the Underground Mafias!
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Skribbl Game Night

May 23rd, 2021 || 6 EDT  5 PM CDT – 4 PM MDT – 3 PM PDT – 3 PDT – 11 PM UK

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Sincerely,

Dino, Aaronstone, Bam

UM Premiers

Dillon, Lydia, Zambi, Jester, Cobra

UM Administration & Advisory

Aisha, Izuno, Africa, Zenny, Villa, Cultist

UM Management

Introducing… Bam Bucks!

Looking for the Underground Mafias discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ A week has passed since activating the Underground Mafias. In the next step to advance the organization, we’d like to announce a new rewards system. A currency system that will be promoted based off of attendance, recruits, and a lot more. Starting now, the new currency of the Underground Mafias gaming organization is…

BAM BUCKS

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Underground Mafias ─ Meet the Administration

UM meet the admins

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ As the first site post since announcing the UM, the Administration would like to make this post to help inform our members about who runs our community. This post will include our Premiers, Administrators, and three supervising Cabinet members.

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