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The End of Edwards

INDIANAPOLIS, Edward’s Drive-In — Greetings, to those of whom are currently viewing this post. It has come to our attention that the beloved franchise known as Edwards Drive-In, a 60-year old restaurant that happens to be a historical site for the history of both UMACPR and Romans, will be closing their doors.

For some context, Edwards Drive-In is a restaurant in Indianapolis. The significance it holds to the history of UMACPR and Romans is rather large, as this is the restaurant where Dillon (Ehroyals81), was removed from the position of Legate in the Romans after a fierce argument (more so of a lecture, though this is to paint Dillon in a more authoritative light) with Dj. Such a fiasco led to the revival of UMACPR by Dillon and Zeke, which was previously shut down for the revival of the Romans, and these said events would cause a chain-reaction that would set up the political conditions of Club Penguin Armies as a whole for the beginning of 2018.

Though not all hope is lost, for Edwards Drive-In will continue their service via their food truck, though the experiences created in the Diner itself, will never be the same.

Article Link: https://www.indystar.com/story/life/food/2022/01/10/edwards-drive-in-indianapolis-sold/9149551002/

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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

Letter of Resignation

Effectively immediately I submit my resignation as Premier

Lol I’ll write a belated retirement post in the future. Just know that I’ve been busy with school and all. Aaron is trusted as the lead premier now.

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Reunion?

UMA2021

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Preserving History.

Edit from Dino: Real quick, I just wanted to link the Hall of Fame page. I wanted to note that some people have expressed issues with some of the November portraits (i.e. Compwiz). We’ll be looking into potnetially adding new portraits for them in the future. Anyways, Back to Aaron.

Hello UMA, it’s been awhile.

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Welcome to the Underground Mafias

Welcome to the Underground Mafias!
~ Fight the Bad! Fight for Gaming ~

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Join the Discord server to officially become apart of the community! With 590+ members, you won’t regret it.

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Skribbl Game Night

May 23rd, 2021 || 6 EDT  5 PM CDT – 4 PM MDT – 3 PM PDT – 3 PDT – 11 PM UK

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Sincerely,

Dino, Aaronstone, Bam

UM Premiers

Dillon, Lydia, Zambi, Jester, Cobra

UM Administration & Advisory

Aisha, Izuno, Africa, Zenny, Villa, Cultist

UM Management

BREAKING: Dillon is a coward

Update as of 2:45 PST: I’m Zambi4 live at EHHS, and we just received breaking news that Dillion has pissed his pants.


BEANIE, Dillon’s Duplex — 
After being bored of doing absolutely nothing during his day, Dillon expresses his homosexual urges, but cowardly backs away in an attempt to bar any self-acceptance. There is no screenshot evidence, but deep down, we all know that Dillon is gay. Back to you Tom.

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Introducing… Bam Bucks!

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Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ A week has passed since activating the Underground Mafias. In the next step to advance the organization, we’d like to announce a new rewards system. A currency system that will be promoted based off of attendance, recruits, and a lot more. Starting now, the new currency of the Underground Mafias gaming organization is…

BAM BUCKS

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Underground Mafias ─ Meet the Administration

UM meet the admins

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ As the first site post since announcing the UM, the Administration would like to make this post to help inform our members about who runs our community. This post will include our Premiers, Administrators, and three supervising Cabinet members.

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