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A Final Bid

Addressed to the UMA Nation,

      I was intending on departing for good back in June when I resigned as UM lead premier and dipped. Personally? I’m glad I dipped. This community is a literal cesspool ─ a cancer. I don’t why someone wishes to unironically spend time here anymore. 2020 was the last good year of CPA, and even then CPA really died in 2017. I’m glad to spend time in 2015 while I was able to.

However, Zamb and Bam contacted me about seriously taking up the legends cup reunion idea I proposed in May. It was a shock. Why bother with this year’s shitty gay ass legends cup? However, since Zamb wants to formally end his CPA career on his note and dip like me, I thought it was only right to accompany him. After all, the more people who retire from this community, the better. Plus, why not raise hell again like last year?

I have returned under certain conditions, however:

  1. The Underground Mafias will shut down completely after legends cup. I will either glass it off and turn it into an archive, or I’ll permit Aaron run an UMA CPPS hangout (albeit everything is completely revamped).
  2. No taking things serious. Fuck taking this shit too serious nowadays. CPA died in my opinion leisure wise. We shouldn’t be prudent about this genre of a dead online children’s’ MMORPG anymore. We already saw what happened to Red Winter, anyways.
  3. No other things are happening. No foreign affairs, no serious and long-term planning, etc. This is only for legends cup. We should only focus on the tournament battles (and maybe trainings before if needed). After we win or lose legends cup, UMA shuts once more. No wars, too.
  4. We have some fun. Give no fucks, entertain chaos only. The only “fun” is the discord (not the platform) that comes with being an underdog.
  5. After this, I will formally retire practically forever, and return to dipping. I am only leading on a throwaway alt for this, not my new main account. I refuse to go balls deep into CPA again, as I enjoy not being apart of this community and I relish being restrained from it.
  6. UMA culture is restored. No more fake ass snowflakery. I think if we aren’t UMA culturally wise, we are just like RPF, ACP, or DCP. UMA and Nachos are unique for a reason, keep it that way.
  7. The other members of the Underground Mafias administration will begin their transition away from CPA after this tournament.

That being said, I formally announce my temporary return to the top job. I will usurp the responsibility, and will lead with Zamb to a successful tournament. To the community: You are being put on notice. Be ready to rumble this tournament.

 

Activating the Underground Mafias

Yes, this is an important announcement. No, it’s not a shit-post.

For everyone wondering, when UMA closed, we transformed it into the Underground Mafias organization. Obviously it didn’t go as planned when we originally planned. However, after some hard work and renewed interest, I’d like to announce some changes.

For starters, this site will serve as a memory to the UMA Rewritten generations, but it’ll also be used for the Underground Mafias organization. All UM event results will be posted here in the future (along with announcements). UMA archive posts and shitposts will still continue to be posted every now and again.

The Underground Mafias will be run by myself and UMA legends Bam117 and Aaronstone42 with former UMA leaders Ehroyals81, Zambi, and Lydia helping out. Games most likely will too when he can be found (that retard fucking died on us.)

We are more than a Club Penguin Army. We’re a community, a gang, a family, a mafia. Fuck wasting our lives 24/7 on penguin games. Obviously, we’ll never forget our CP memories, and reunions on Club Penguin Rewritten will continue to happen. But we have ascended past this all. Underground Mafias is more than this.

Pink created this movement. Wgfv built it. Dan advanced it. Bam and Ehroyals brought it the CPPS era. And now here we sit. We are legendary. Fuck Conor thinking he killed us. We killed ourselves so they couldn’t beat us. And now as UM continues to grow, we will foster a new movement. The 14 years put into this army will not go to waste.

I will continue to maintain this website and its pages along with Bam, Aaron, Cobra, Zamb, and Dan. The history and rank pages will be getting some redesigns. I also went ahead and redid the site background and buttons.

If you’d like to help us with the Underground Mafias, a discord link can be found below:

https://discord.gg/feRcGNEXnk

When we revived in November as the UMA, me, Cobra, Games, Justin, and Zamb wanted to make Daniel, Wgfv, Bam, and the other vets proud by making sure UMA culture and its impact doesn’t die. Now we continue the revolution through other games. Let’s do this. Fight the bad!

Dino, UM Premier

Bam117, UM Premier

Aaronstone42, UM Premier

Dillon/Ehroyals81, UM Administrator

Games, UM Administrator

Zambi, UM Cabinet

Lydia, UM Cabinet

CP Cheats – Christmas Party Pin Guide CPR [December 2020]

What’s up Mafias?

With the introduction of the brand new party on Club Penguin Rewritten, the CPR developers have added yet another pin. Read down for more information on how to achieve it.

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First, go to the stadium. This is the square location in the central area of the map. All you have to do next is walk up to the portrait of the penguin on the bleachers.

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And there you have it! The latest pin.

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On the player card.

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That concludes this month’s pin guide. Consider joining the Underground Mafias Army! We are the oldest army, oldest CP cheats provider, greatest army, greatest free stamp collector, and most importantly, the greatest Club Penguin community out there!! Join us today to have access to all of our many cheats, guides, and our awesome community!

https://discord.gg/kVJdGVWSdC

Cobra
Mafia Commander

CP Cheats – CP Rewritten Penguin Style December 2020

What’s up Mafias?

Welcome to the first installment of our future CP cheats guides that will be on our website! Today, I’m gonna go over the December 2020 Penguin Style for CP Rewritten.

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