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No Regrets.

Dino edit: If you want to learn more about Sweater’s sick past, see the section on him in our closing post HERE.

DINO EDIT #2: Fuck otter. changed the post author to ehroyals. hurb

Fire Warriors, the man named Sweater who leads you isn’t who he says he is. If you were in the other FW, you’ve probably noticed a huge change in the army, as well as a shift of power. I warned Sweater tonight that I would leave him alone if he left myself and Kris alone after I departed from Fire Warriors, but he refused to let some things go. His actions towards us made us realize that he isn’t the picture perfect guy everyone sees him as. He claims to be better than everyone else, he claims to be fair and just, however there’s so much he’s kept buried.

Fire Warriors is not an army about family anymore, it’s fuel for Sweater’s ego. He doesn’t care about his actions, he believes he can say what he’d like and never be held accountable.

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Legoman (LOL) [NSFW] (JUST INCASE)

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

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UMA’s Official Shutdown Post

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Hello There!

Your probably wondering, what happened, Games? It’s a long story, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that The Underground Mafias Army is officially decommissioned. This means that we will no longer operate on any CPPS.

Here’s a list of reasons why:

  • UMACPO shut down.

  • UMACPR merged into NW.

  • The Bert Council (Dillon, Zeke, Venom, Prod, and I) rule that UMA and EHUMA will never return.

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Vxenty’s UMACPO shutdown announcement

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UMACPR’s merge into NW

My Predictions for CPR’s Halloween Party

Hello soldiers of the Underground Mafias Army! As it gets farther in October, the Halloween Party is around the corner (Oct 25th). So, because of this, what will the rooms possibly look like? I am here to answer this in this useless post to make the UMA site partially more active. Read More.

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Civil War Ended; UMA is back; Main Site

Much has happened today, and as talks towards peace and unity brewed amongst former UMA leaders and crew we have come to a decision. We have decided that it is best for the future and survival of UMA to merge EHUMA and NUMA and make what is known to be the “real” UMA. Michael Games has been given the title as Commander alongside me, Mason. Twitchy, UMA Crew and UMA Legend has assumed ownership of the official UMA Discord (previously NUMA). We are also using the website used previously for all things UMA.

EVERYONE PLEASE REFER TO THIS UMA WEBSITE FOR CURRENT NEWS, UPDATES, ↓  RANKS, EMPIRE, ETC.  ↓

https://umarewritten.wordpress.com/

This NUMA Website will be decommissioned until further notice. 

Fight the Bad.

UMA Unsched Victory Parade [4/17/20]

Hello UMA!

We held an unscheduled victory parade on Club Penguin Rewritten.

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UMA Declares War On DKE.

We have officially declared war on DKE, also known as Dark Knight Empire. The two emperors of DKE, Cobra and Zeke, have conspired to deface UMA’s website, deleting 1,200 pages of news, battles, victories, and history. UMA will retaliate in full force, and rid of these cancerous noobs.

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Prepare for the storm, DKE.

#FightTheBad

Snow Maze: Walkthrough

Elo UMA! So today Club Penguin Rewritten has updated, which includes the new pin, new igloo catalog, new clothes catalog, the Snow Maze, and other stuff I have yet to find. I have completed the Snow Maze and I have the cheat sheet! I will bestow this sheet upon you all today. Don’t share! Screenshot 2018-01-31 12.52.09.png

I will upload secret items in the catalogs, new pin location, and all of what the update entails very soon. Good luck!

 

Avalanche Is Ours!

FIGHT THE BAD! OOHMA OOHMA OOHMA

Today, UMA has braced the cold nights on Vintage Penguin and plucked the UMA flag in the grounds of server Avalanche. In doing so, we have trained a Brazilian UMA soldier who has mastered the tactics. UMA maxed 4, and averaged 4. Our MVP in this event is Jana, our newest soldier who is now promoted to Corporal for her perfect performance tonight. THIS IS ONE OF MANY COLONIZATIONS! LET UMA’S FUTURE BE BRIGHT! 

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FIGHT THE BAD!

UMA Training – CPR/Sleet/Snow Forts

Yesterday UMA held a Tactics Training on server Sleet, which had to be moved to the Training channel on the UMA server due to circumstances on my end. The training included an introduction to army tactics, the three traits of a successful attack, and why it is important to carry out tactics efficiently. UMA values were also expressed, as well as a game reviewing different tactics, emote commands and situations that soldiers may come across when in an army event/battle.

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I would also like to announce the promotion of sirplus1881 (kileiscool) to Corporal for passing training. Congrats. Fight the bad.Screenshot 2018-01-29 11.31.29.png