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My Last Take

Good morning Underground Mafias and outsiders alike, I apologize for not being able to attend the final battle, as I was attending to more personal matters. I’d like to congratulate the Help Force for claiming victory, but if you haven’t read the last post, we would rather not partake in a matter involving the STAGNANT FOUR. I still fucking hate Ayan but hopefully, the tournament goes well for our opponents.

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve come to this conclusion that I’m done with the community, but fortunately I was able to leave with no regrets (both this time and the previous time). Still, as I kept contact with select members and aim to leave Discord entirely in the upcoming future, I thought of sharing my two cents on the matters here. Why? If I don’t put out all my opinions, a pent-up obsession would be no good in leaving this place. After all, verbalizing you detest it here does no good aside from engendering a dependency on armies.

Throughout my tenure in the community, it was a short while, yet I’ve managed to see every part. My peak as an administrator in the light of the community couldn’t shine a light over my downfall, when I was equated to the community’s idea of ‘scum’. The ideas put forward represent an amalgamation in my philosophy towards armies, which were shaped through these experiences. As a nobody, as an administrator, as a leader, as the shunned, it was these naïve, distorted, emotional experiences that helped me experience the greatest extent of the community. The reward here wasn’t to become a legend or celebrated for my actions by the current victors, it was to meet the great people that inspired my life down the road past armies. 

Despite making a home in several armies, I’d like to give the warmest gratitude to the Underground Mafias. To have the opportunity to lead an army considered legendary is an honor, but the greatest prestige yet is being recognized as one of the people who’ve maintained the conservative ideals that represented what UMA historically stood for. Whether it was Pink Mafias’ last stand against the clovers, or the Crew versus the world, the Underground Mafias never surrendered. Our culture outlives the entirety of the community, and will continue to remain as the last bastion of recklessness. There’s a lot of people to give thanks to, but those I recognize especially are the friends and family I’ve made here. Especially Dino for bringing me into EHUMA. Initially, I was told to avoid it and that nothing good comes out of EHUMA, but the same can be said about the side I first stood with. Greatest thanks to Dan and Bam too for encouraging me to take up the leadership position in the absence of Cobra, who has also done as much as the names mentioned. Aaron came later on, but it was his ignorance of the present and attachment of the past that encouraged us to stand our ground against the individuals we vilified. In the end, our army has always had the last laugh and continued to thrive even in the era of idiocy. 

Considering the shortage of braincells the community has, who knows if absolutely everyone could even read this to the end. Whatever is written is not for the sake of being read, as an alternative it’s for me. I’d like to move on from my digital home that fueled my youth, one final time.

In no particular order, I present to you, the audience, my last take…

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Preserving History.

Edit from Dino: Real quick, I just wanted to link the Hall of Fame page. I wanted to note that some people have expressed issues with some of the November portraits (i.e. Compwiz). We’ll be looking into potnetially adding new portraits for them in the future. Anyways, Back to Aaron.

Hello UMA, it’s been awhile.

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Introducing… Bam Bucks!

Looking for the Underground Mafias discord server? Click the THIS blue link to join.

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ A week has passed since activating the Underground Mafias. In the next step to advance the organization, we’d like to announce a new rewards system. A currency system that will be promoted based off of attendance, recruits, and a lot more. Starting now, the new currency of the Underground Mafias gaming organization is…

BAM BUCKS

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Underground Mafias ─ Meet the Administration

UM meet the admins

Mittens, UM Headquarters ─ As the first site post since announcing the UM, the Administration would like to make this post to help inform our members about who runs our community. This post will include our Premiers, Administrators, and three supervising Cabinet members.

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No Regrets.

Dino edit: If you want to learn more about Sweater’s sick past, see the section on him in our closing post HERE.

DINO EDIT #2: Fuck otter. changed the post author to ehroyals. hurb

Fire Warriors, the man named Sweater who leads you isn’t who he says he is. If you were in the other FW, you’ve probably noticed a huge change in the army, as well as a shift of power. I warned Sweater tonight that I would leave him alone if he left myself and Kris alone after I departed from Fire Warriors, but he refused to let some things go. His actions towards us made us realize that he isn’t the picture perfect guy everyone sees him as. He claims to be better than everyone else, he claims to be fair and just, however there’s so much he’s kept buried.

Fire Warriors is not an army about family anymore, it’s fuel for Sweater’s ego. He doesn’t care about his actions, he believes he can say what he’d like and never be held accountable.

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Legoman (LOL) [NSFW] (JUST INCASE)

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

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UMA’s Official Shutdown Post

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Hello There!

Your probably wondering, what happened, Games? It’s a long story, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that The Underground Mafias Army is officially decommissioned. This means that we will no longer operate on any CPPS.

Here’s a list of reasons why:

  • UMACPO shut down.

  • UMACPR merged into NW.

  • The Bert Council (Dillon, Zeke, Venom, Prod, and I) rule that UMA and EHUMA will never return.

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Vxenty’s UMACPO shutdown announcement

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UMACPR’s merge into NW

UMA Unsched Victory Parade [4/17/20]

Hello UMA!

We held an unscheduled victory parade on Club Penguin Rewritten.

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The Official Underground Mafias Army

The Underground Mafias Army is back for one final run, make history today.

Our discord: https://discord.gg/cwvds2U

Join the Underground Mafias Army on Club Penguin Online for one final war. UMA2020

My Predictions for CPR’s Halloween Party

Hello soldiers of the Underground Mafias Army! As it gets farther in October, the Halloween Party is around the corner (Oct 25th). So, because of this, what will the rooms possibly look like? I am here to answer this in this useless post to make the UMA site partially more active. Read More.

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