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One Year.

This has been weeks in planning…

November 17th, 2020, the UMA was revived for the final time in a generation coined as “Red Winter“. A plan created by myself and UMA legend Games, and heavily improved on by our first generation’s premier Cobra, the Red Winter was supposed to use all of the energy built up from our EHUMA ventures channeled into an unified effort to revive one of the greatest army in history.

It’d be imprudent of me to say that Red Winter did well─it didn’t. I will say it though that despite it’s disastrous fallout, Red Winter left a mammoth-sized impact on this army going forward. I’m not gonna make a speech about this (I’ll be doing that on December 29th in accordance to the UMA shutdown post by Cobra). The reason why I’m making this post is more important serving this website and UMA archives. Click on the post title to view the post, if you haven’t already.

Heroic Mafias Inductions

After myself, Bam, Zamb, Cobra, and Aaronstone all cast our votes, we have come to the conclusion of inducting new heroic mafias. When we established the title, only Zamb, Zeke, and Venom held it. Since September, however, it has just been Venom. We have decided on vote on all of the following:

Lootking
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Rockyiceman1
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Zakster
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Angel G8i
2 Yes | 0 Nays | 3 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Therinator1
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Itachi6dark
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Hero12985
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Berat2beti
2 Yes | 0 Nays | 3 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Lots of Pie
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Admiral1234
2 Yes | 0 Nays | 3 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Tsar Seth
0 Yes | 5 Nays | 0 Abstains
Retained as Honorable Mafias

Harvin13
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Themouse10
0 Yes | 5 Nays | 0 Abstains
Retained as Honorable Mafias

Teh Pie
5 Yes | 0 Nays | 0 Abstains
★ Adjusted to Heroic Mafias ★

Twitchy543
1 Yes | 1 Nays | 2 Abstains
To be re-voted in December.

For this voting module, I chose to discard abstains as votes that chose not to vote. There was no quorum for this vote, so candidates receiving 1 yes vote and the rest abstaining passing. I will be writing bios for all of these people unless we choose to delegate authority to the others. And as noted, Twitchy will be reconsidered in December as we have came to no conclusion and Twitchy is a very special case. Despite never really leading UMA, a case can be made and will have to be treated with an appropriate review.

Other than Twitchy, we will be looking to do no other Heroic Mafias changes for the foreseeable future unless someone can petition a detailed reason why said people should be considered. The same can be said for Honorable Mafias, as I’m sure some loyal UMA soldiers were completely snubbed from the HM draft of October 2020. We may potentially also look into whether or not Berat can be considered for Great Mafias in December, however an open discussion will be held regarding that when the time comes.

I’d like to thank those voting. The Hall of Fame will be updated later today when I get the chance. This hall-of-fame committee is adjourned sine die.

Website Revamp

For starters ─ as you can probably tell, a new header has been installed. This is the one real one since Zamb’s header from October 2020. I made it myself in an OG-new gen mixture. I cannot lie, but a slight bit of inspiration also came from the RPF’s website (which is impressive, although unfortunate CPA is still going on).

I was gonna to replace the GIF buttons with new GIF buttons, but unfortunately due to time restraints, I will be redoing them after Christmas. For the holidays starting December 1, there will be a temporarily new header and buttons for the Christmas season. More information will come on that day.

Page wise, I’d like to announce the creation of ‘Oohmapedia‘. I don’t wanna have to make an actual wiki for in-depth record keeping, so I’ve decided we’ll be doing it on this website as sub-pages under the Oohmapedia one. Myself, Cobra, and Aaron will be running it but anyone that is site staff can chime in.

I’m making the controversial decision to split up the “Aaron-Eyes-Redd Era” into two eras (that being “Post-Red Summer” and “Era of Turmoil”). I have to finally realize that after lots of research, this era I took from an old UMA website was poorly rewritten. I’ve updated the stats for these two new eras and will be continuing to update.

I’d like to make it clear that although Coolster first brought this to my attention in the Spring, I also noticed that he had a clear agenda attached to his arguments (hence why it took so many months to finally change this). The UMA does not condone his agenda, and any mentions in these two new eras will be done in a way where he is given his due credit and nothing else. I do not have the time to entertain his request for unnecessary glorification.

I’ll be looking into revamping the description Reddbudd in the near future ─ it was clear that due to an oversight on my part as cited above, he was not given full justice. I’ll also be looking into some other descriptions of people inducted as GMs earlier this year.

I’ve also revamped CSS to include a table of contents, avatar circles, tooltips (although tooltips are still WIP). I’ve generally made the code easier to navigate (but you can’t see that without inspect elementing). I’m currently working on fixing the snow fall CSS for the winter update.

Final update site wise, I’ve chosen to remove Izuno’s honorary mafias. This is because we did this extremely prematurely (along with the other GM inductions in the spring). Izuno, despite being loyal (lol) to the UMA, did not dedicate significantly in any matter to warrant a spot on the hall-of-fame. Her only active involvement was in the “Bams Boys”, an UMA off-shoot for Minecraft created by myself, Bam, and Aaron.

She also has tried to force Morningstar members in our group to disassociate with the UMA for being ourselves, and trying to maliciously trying to alter UMA culture. We gave the Morningstars a home when discarded by Spartans, only to be stabbed in the back. However, she will not be shamed on our walk of shame and banished. UMA will be the better person rather than being petty. UMA has always been a home for people rejected by the mainstream of this community.

Last minute edit: We’re also gonna release belated medals for Red Winter in December so stay tuned for that.

Future of UMA

Although UMA is in the hands of its three guardians, I’d like to announce that going forward what is left of the Red Winter historical committee from 2020 will be reformed in the Committee for Underground Preservation (CUP), or by its more well known nickname of ‘Crew 2‘. It is essentially what EHUMA was (minus the control other armies motive and other unethical things done).

I will not be disclosing all of the members of Crew 2 for their own safety, but Bam is aware of who they are. Myself, Aaron, Bam, Zamb, and Cobra all will be dealing with the historical matters for the foreseeable future due to the absence of other guardians. This is not a panel of guardians or even a deputy PoG. Rather, we will make sure this website and UMA history is preserved and not tainted by biases and agendas *COUGH*. While EHUMA formally disbanded in January, it will still exist in spirit with Crew 2.

Closing Statement

I’ll be the first to say that UMA isn’t my home army. However, UMA still means a lot to myself and the other folks. UMA is indisputable one of the greatest armies. And, although I personally don’t view myself a legend, I’m glad I was bestowed his title for my hard work in preserving UMA. As noted at the top of the post, I’m releasing my belated farewell address on the anniversary of UMA closing last year. As of right now, it is 6K+ words and counting. I know you all will be interested in that. Fight the bad!

P.S. We love you Villa for actually being loyal but as Anonting said, “Modern UMA is the necrophilia of a dead memory.”

Dino
UMA Legend

3 Responses

  1. i didn’t choose the names though!!
    also didnt skateboarders fight a whole war over Mittens last year lololololol

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