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LOL HOW MANY TIMES DO WE GOTTA SAY THIS

HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON, IM WRITING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE STREETS OF KABUL, SORRY FOR THE DELAY I WAS TOO BUSY HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS IN AFGHANISTAN SHITS BEEN WILD OUT HERE.

(ME AND THE BOYS STEALING SOME OF JOE BIDENS HELICOPTERS LOL)

IN MY ADVENTURES I WAS REACHED OUT TO FROM MY NOKIA CELL PHONE BY UMA SPIES INFORMING ME THAT MORE ARMIES ARE USING THE UMA NAME. THE ARMY USING IT THIS TIME IS THE PEOPLES IMPERIAL CONFEDERATION (WALMART UMA). NOW THIS IS NOT A SLAM POST ON PIC, HOWEVER IT MORE DIRECTED TOWARDS A SOLE MAN. LEGOMAN. WHILE IT WAS A GREAT ATTEMPT TO FREE MITTENS FROM A STUPID ARMY NAMED POST MALONE ARMY (WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT NOWADAYS MAN), I DO RESPECT IT. HOWEVER PLEASE REFER FROM USING UMAS NAME IN GAY TACTICS LIKE THIS

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WHAT IS THAT LAST ONE MAN LOL. WHAT HAVE ARMIES COME TO NOWADAYS. BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME MAN. ANYWAY, IN HINDSIGHT, PLEASE FUCKING STOP USING UMAS NAME FOR YOUR SHITTY ARMIES TACTICS, ONLY A FEW PEOPLE WHO WERENT IN UMA HAVE THAT PRIVILEDGE. UMA IS NOT A TREND, ITS NOT A FUCKING CRINGE PICK ME GIRL FRIEND CIRCLE, SO PLEASE STOP TREATING IT LIKE SO. PLEASE ALSO STOP SEEKING ATTENTION FROM THE UMA LEGENDS TO STROKE YOUR OWN EGO, ITS REALLY FUCKING RETARDED.

NOW MY FRIENDS I MUST RETURN TO MY POST, WE HAVE A WAR TO WIN! INSHALLAH UMA.

One Response

  1. there is an element of inception to the rape of UMA and the rape of the rape of UMA. Modern UMA is the necrophilia of a dead memory, and legoman is an unfunny member of modern armies farther raping said dead memory. I suppose this shows that it should have stayed dead.

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