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Posted on July 16, 2021 by Bam

Good morning to all soldiers, virgins, and CPAers alike. Earlier today the Eastern Hancock Crew was informed of a sorry invasion of the glorious server Mittens. Naturally without a moment to spare a defensive coalition was formed to stop these disgusting barbarians from wrecking our home and stealing our women. We successfully reclaimed Mittens and have formed it into a prosperous society with plenty of food and funko pops.

After much demand from the EH Council/Crew UMA will be aiming to participate in this upcoming Legends Cup, so naturally I have awaken from my slumber to make their wishes come true. Our religious Icon is none other than Ehroyals and our brilliant commanders will be Zamb and Dino as well as myself.

I promise you one thing, I will absolutely not try at all and I don’t plan on doing literally anything besides taunting you and continuing my efforts to make fun of literally everyone. This happening for one reason and one reason alone to either participate and win the Legends Cup, or prevent ACP from winning it.