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Good afternoon Mafias and suck it ACP

Update #2:

As an Indian I am very offended and this comment does not represent ACP values, cmon ACP if you’re going to call us out for being racists don’t go around chats acting like one, that’s called hypocrisy! (Out of context but hey ours was also out of context)

Midnight update: As I’m tucked away in my PJs ready for a night’s sleep, I also wanted to point out this. These so-called taunts by “UMA powers” and “Doritos legends” are enough for an army as high and mighty as yours to declare war, yet there’s disrespect from the bigger powers of the community. No hate to my RPF bruddas but they’ve been taking shots at your army publicly (Perry = my dawg) and your army does nothing despite recognizing it’s existence. 

You either die a hero (which should’ve happened after the first Pain Wars) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (can’t stand up to IW/RPF but declares war on allies, Templars, smaller armies, and Templars x2) Good night and kiss my red ass

Initial disclaimer: we are not DCP (currently pussies) and, Aaron, Jester, Bam and I have no affiliation with them at the moment. Aside from our previous contributions to receive honors (Legend/Honorary Shield), we have no privilege in the army and they are also shit talked


At the Underground Mafias, we don’t need to log on to Club Penguin and event-spam to establish ourselves; ACP declaring war on DCP for actions by people not in the army is enough proof of our victory.

On the same day, as the conversation progressed, Doritos legends and UMA powers began join in, in which the Army of Club Penguin was compared to the current Israel-Palestinian conflict, where somehow our “oppression” was equivalent to the war raged by the Israeli Zionists.

HOWEVER, what we did was your usual UMA type trolling, offensive to all, and impartial to none, but you decide to use the recent Israel-Palestine event to politicize your “war”…

In response to my act of “comparing our recent call to arms for a Club Penguin tournament to the Israeli terrorism literally attempting to wipe out an entire race”, it was unrelated and you chose to compare it to Israeli terrorism. Here is the picture of the jihad I used initially with a google search:

I don’t know why you compare it to Israeli terrorism, but you’re trying to victimize yourself by calling it Israeli, using the ongoing situation to support your argument. But isn’t the clover defenders supposed to be the justice seekers? No, you’re self-righteous white knights who try to conform this community to being soyboys

If you want to stand up for the cause, show your support by demonstrating or make your stance public. What you’re doing is profiting off the lives lost for your own event-spamming to “fight a righteous war” and use our edgy jokes to leverage yourself as the good guys. Inside job or not, your army is a really shitty ally, let this be known that even if you ally with ACP they’re going to find some leftist argument to justify war

Fortunately, I’m not one of the oldheads that would continue to call the new-gen sensitive. I agree we should move forward and consider what we say, but no one is politically correct.

:EL: ACP is a place for everyone to enjoy, as long as you follow the rules and remember to be kind to others.”

“Israeli terrorism” generalizes the entirety of Israel’s response as terrorism. Though I do not support them, this generalization is offensive and is very one-sided, possibly even offending your Israeli troops. You did specify in your response it was Zionists, but ironic for me (a racist) to say consider your words. UMA stands for all people and isn’t going to seclude one side because of what the media portrays, you’re using a platform with hundreds of people to spread misinformation

Brainwashing your troops that you’re fighting the moral war against anti-Palestine rhetoric using people not even in DCP is our victory and we’d do it again

In the words of XXTOYSOLDIER:

The old ACP is being lead by jewish conformist who basically started WW2 to boost the banking systems thus giving them more money, We shall not stand for this any longer – thankfully Trader & Bam’s ACP is here to push forward the RIGHT agenda. We shall be working with them tirelessly to save CP Armies!

Stay mad ACP (except Cubby and Rob), and have a good rest of your evening:


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Lord Pain after the Pain Wars 2 ends with ACP’s destruction

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  1. […] Here was an initial response post to ACP during the UMA-DCP-ACP conflict. […]


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