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Protected: The Blue Review [2]: Adult Diapers Mailed to Elmikey’s Home

It’s 2021. Still fucking hilarious lmfao. Wish this type of satire still existed. Reblogging to remind all these CPPS army retards what armies used to be like.

CPA Central

AMURICA, PARENT’S BASEMENT — Allegations rise due to a pack of adult diapers that were mailed to the home of Elmikey, Leader of the Rebel Penguin Federation. 

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