Underground Mafias Army

incase sweater takes it down, here you go.

Viewer discretion: This post is gonna have some NSFW stuff in it, so here is your warning. If you’re a kid, then don’t look it over.

Hello. 

I am Cobra, I imagine you know who I am, so I won’t get into it. Most recently, I have taken a mental break away from Discord and CPA to better myself after an incident where I led some tactics at a Skateboarders event. These tactics included the now famous “LEGO SHOT UP A MALL” and “LEGO MAN PUT DOWN THE AR15”. Granted, this was very fun in my opinion, but people saw otherwise. Now, you’re probably wondering on why I am writing this post. Well, it has come to my attention that Lego (an infamous newcunt) declared war on the Fire Warriors (the army that harbors Skateboarders), as well as tried to cancel some figures, notably Otter, in this situation. I’m gonna go one by one regarding each point he made.

Response 1: The Invasion

Okay so for one, I do not care how you view yourself. I am well aware you view yourself higher than others, you are an ego machine, please do not flatter us with a story about your self esteem. You should know damn well that this is CPA, a historically toxic community, and that you are literally better off leaving if you don’t wanna be slandered or insulted in anyway. Do keep in mind, CPA has not been meant for kids since 2010. Grow the hell up.

I find it ironic as fuck that you decided to bring up your bum buddy Ganger getting called a groomer as a valid point. Literally, groomer isn’t even that bad of a tactic, it’s just banter. So many people get called pedophiles here lmao. Not only that, but I really doubt you would get upset and “want to leave the community” over Prior Bumble getting called a groomer at a RFCP battle, right? Plus, the groomer tactics regarding Ganger were led by Lydia, and she has taken full responsibility for it. 

I am going to be real, the tactics I led, of course, were kinda messed up. I took full responsibility and the fact you are blaming Skateboarders proves this is purely just a feud with you and Otter. I am sorry to say, but your ego means jack shit to me and I will gladly shit down your neck. I literally stepped down after that incident and made sure that Skateboarders did not take the fall, because they had no part in it. The leaders were upset over me doing it during the battle, and they eventually took over after they got fed up with it. Do not act like this went unpunished.

Regarding the other groomer tactics I did with Templars, I literally do not care. I legit do not care. I am beyond Templars, and if you think me saying “groomer” and stuff like that is valid to be cancelled over, then I am deeply sorry you are delusioned. I literally do not give one fuck. You are just scrambling to find shit at that point.

Response 2: The Tactics

You’re coping so hard. 

Response 3: The Accusations

Look, I really don’t care about this. Otter is a good person, this just proves it is entirely your beef with Otter. There isn’t much I really can say. And yes, SWAT troopsteal historically, you’re just coping right now. I don’t recall II being racist and being affiliated with Templars meaning that is racist, but I believe Otter realized that is a mistake. I really don’t care if you’re affiliated with a “racist” army, you should see the shit that other leaders say behind closed doors lol.

Response 4: Otter

I do not want to comment on your guys’ friendship stuff. Her beef with others does not bother me, and it really is none of your concern. Her leaking shit and all of that, she will learn from that, trust me, she’s a kid. Do not think you’re innocent anyways from that, you were willing to enagage and agree over that shit anyways.

Otter has also never IP grabbed you she was just joking, so I don’t know what to say other than, cope.

Now, why the fuck are you complaining over the word “fuck”? Are you that much of a child. You’re literally in CPA and on the damn internet, actually grow up lmfao. Now, Otter saying “fag” is obviously not good, saying slurs in general aren’t necessarily good. However, you can tell it was purely ironic when she was being “homophobic”, she is literally bisexual. That also adds to my point, you newcunts think that double standards are okay and idolize your LGBT friends, that’s fair, well according to CPAH Max, who’s gay, LGBT people can say the word “faggot”, so I do not care. I personally don’t care anyways, I’m just pointing out this is the internet and there is irony here for a reason, I honestly doubt you’re actually offended, you’re just crambling to get bullshit.

Response 5: The Declaration

ok

~ My Personal Takes ~ 

Lego, I am deeply sorry your fragile ego was stepped on. I am so sorry you were gonna leave this historically toxic community because you got told to put down a gun. I am really sorry. I am sorry you are offended about shit for your friends when you really don’t care. I’m sorry you are fake. I’m sorry.

You are not funny, and you do not impress me at all. You scrambling for relevance is funny, you literally had to do a bribe so you can get your name on a room on cparmies.net. What more can I say other than: cope.

You would not be taken seriously at all during 2018 and before, infact, you aren’t even taken seriously now.

I have no intentions to cancelling you, I am not a child. I decided to write this to help out my friend, but I will be going back to my break. Don’t bother me again.

Conclusions

This will be a learning experience for both of you. Lego, you need to be more mature and not scramble for bullshit just to get back at this young girl that you were once friends with. Otter, you will learn from your mistakes, you are young, and you will learn.

Cobra

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