• The Underground Mafias Army of Club Penguin better known as the “UMA” is one of the first club penguin armies it was created in 2006 by a famous club penguin blogger named Pink Mafias, we are one of the largest club penguin armies and we give away mascot meetup times and CPPS cheats click the join button and be a part of us!

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My Return to the Underground Mafias Army

Greetings UMA, 
My name is Derek. I was a leader of this here army several years back, my most recent stint being that in the summer of 2012, alongside Zak & Coolster, in which UMA returned to the Top Five for several weeks and broke previous size records. Before that I led in mid-2010 alongisde Wgfv and Neos, two of my dearest friends. Enough rambling for now. Coolster (with some help from Loot) have convinced me to re-enlist in the army for one final attempt at glory. 
I realize that we are an unstable army. However, we are unified for the first time in nearly five years. There’s no more Communist / anti-Communist conflicts occurring within the army, which was a major contribution to our many falls. No more fun and games men, if victory is what you want, then so help me God we will march our proud army through the gates of Hell and kick some ass. 
Dear armies,
‘Til death do us part, no shalam, no shalom. 


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