Let all know that we are the UMA. Let them know that we stand for the might and righteousness of all that is our freedom. When we face an enemy we will not crush them with the writhing hate of our past selves but with the shining love of snowballs. As we set forth down the hardened road of righteousness let us remember the one who leads us towards that glory: you, the people.

To resemble the golden glory of finely sculpted, let us push forward.

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❗ DEFENSE OF FLURRY ❗

When: Saturday 14th [Tomorrow]

Server: Flurry, Town. (Will be fought on Klondike)

Times: 3pm EST, 2pm CST, 1pm MST, 12pm PST

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❗ DEFENSE OF ASCENT ❗

When: Sunday 15th

Server: Klondike, Town.

Times: 12pm UK, 7pm EST, 6pm CST, 5pm MST, 4pm PST

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❗ DEFENSE OF ALPINE ❗

When: Sunday 16th

Server: Klondike, Town.

Times: 8pm UK, 3pm EST, 2pm CST, 1pm MST, 12pm PST

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❗ DEFENSE OF BUBBLEGUM ❗

When: Monday 16th

Server: Klondike, Town.

Times: 8pm UK, 3pm EST, 2pm CST, 1pm MST, 12pm PST

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❗ DEFENSE OF CABIN ❗

When: Monday 16th

Server: Klondike, Town.

Times: 12pm UK, 7pm EST, 6pm CST, 5pm MST, 4pm PST

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By this point we can only assume that Waterkid has only moved only slightly. After all, this is probably the only action he has had these last few weeks. I would also advise Waterkid to rub some of that butter on those buttcheeks you pompous elitism-fueling pleb.

Signed

Daniel – Head of Parliament & Minister of Advanced Research
Wgfv – UMA Premier

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