Executive Order

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Twitchy543

Hello UMA,

“There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering. I have no patience for useless things.” This war has obviously not gone the way that the senior staff anticipated. I have always been a patient man, however, it seems as though surrender is inevitable. I will not have the Nachos make a fool of this grand army. So I have come up with an alternative plan. This afternoon I talked with Mustapha10, DCP Leader. At this meeting I transferred all UMA Land to the DCP for holding. The DCP has a treaty with the Nachos preventing them from making an incursion into their land.

This buys us a great deal of time. The servers have been moved so that UMA can rebuild and then resume combat. Call this action what you will, cowardly, weak, feeble. The UMA will not surrender to the Nacho army under any circumstance. As leader of this army it is my job to protect and defend this army, even if that means doing something unpopular. Starting at this very moment I will push each and every one of you. A post detailing the plan for rebuilding will be released today or tomorrow.

Servers given to the DCP:

Ascent

Alpine

Bubblegum

Bunny Hill

Cabin

Chinook

Crystal

Deep Snow

Flurry

Fog

Frostbite

Frozen

Grasshopper

Great White

Grizzly

Hypothermia

Ice Cream

Ice Shelf

Icicle

Koscuiszko

Marshmallow

Matterhorn

Mountain

Outback

Outback

Oyster

Sabertooth

Sasquatch

Sherbet

Slushy

Tundra

Walrus

White Out

Land Occupied By Nachos:

Ice Palace

Rainbow

Sparkle

Christmas

Mittens

North Pole