Underground Mafias Army

16:11 Central Standard Time
Office of the Umannian Head of State

Executive Order Issued: Nacho Ultimatum

At this hour I have received the most disturbing news. I have just confirmed that the Nacho Empire has in fact interfered in the internal matters of the Umannian Empire. A Nacho Leader, Shiver, has been attempting to undermine the integrity of a relationship with own of our colonies, the Dark Knights. In a failed attempt the Nacho Leader has tried to incite a revolution within the DK.

At a time when tensions are already high between the two nations this action comes at a most disturbing time. The Nacho Leadership must respond to this atrocity immediately. The two nations have at this time, a nonaggression pact. This treaty is set to expire on the 1st of April of the current year. If the Nacho leadership fails to do the following then the Umannia Empire will not accept an extension to the pact:

• The ousting of Shiver, Nacho Leader.
• The resignation of Beeky from the Nacho Army.
• The disbandment of the “SS Division.”
• An immediate apology to the Umannian Empire.
• An end to the expansion of Nacho Imperialism.

Signed,

Wgfv – Head of State and Military

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