SWATTED on Outback

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Twitchy543

Today the Underground Mafias Army once again proves themselves to be the dominant force. We completely and utterly humiliated SWAT, who obviously stood no chance of defeating us. SWAT barely put in any effort to stand up and fight for their capital, instead they are resorting to having excessive hissy-fits on their chat. It obviously was of no significance to them at all, considering they are going around masquerading behind Elmikey as if he was some lord and savior. Is it hurting you knowing that you’re being annihilated by the very army that you had in your back pocket over a year ago? The outcome of this battle was predetermined, and you now wallow in the abyss of sadness, trailed by a shadow, a shadow known as Ganger that isn’t in his prime anymore.

I doubt this could be considered a battle, seeing as all SWAT did was sit around. The only thing constructive thing SWAT did was retreat. And when all else failed, they tried to joke bomb the room we were in, but failed miserably. I mean, come on, I can understand you spamming emotes constantly, but Joke Bombs, seriously? That was one of the only tactic that you had deployed.