So yeah, once again, those rascals down at Golds declared war on UMA. I think it’s time we pull out that cane that lives behind Derek’s fireplace and thrash them until their rectum spews gold. After that, we smelt it and walk away rich.

Tl; Dr Golds declared war. Let’s show the peons that they don’t stand a chance.

❗ Defense of Flurry ❗

When: Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

Where: Klondike, Town

Times: 8:00 PM EST; 7:00 PM CST; 6:00 PM MST ; 5:00 PM PST

❗ Defense of Chinook ❗

When: Thursday, March 6th, 2014

Where: Chinook, Town

Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST; 3:00 PM PST

❗ Defense of Crystal ❗ 

When: Friday, March 7th, 2014

Where: Crystal, Town

Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST; 3:00 PM PST

❗ Defense of Fog ❗

When: Saturday, March 8th, 2014

Where: Fog, Town

Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST 3:00 PM PST

❗ Defense of Frozen ❗

When: Saturday, March 9th, 2014

Where: Frozen, Town

Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST 3:00 PM PST

❗ Defense of Slushy [THIS WILL BE ON KLONDIKE] ❗

When: Sunday, March 10th, 2014

Where: Klondike, Town

Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST; 3:00 PM PST

❗ Defense of Mittens ❗

When: Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

Where: Mittens, Town

Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK

❗ Defense of Grasshopper ❗

When: Thursday, March 6th, 2014

Where: Grasshopper, Town

Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK

❗ Defense of Great White ❗

When: Friday, March 7th, 2014

Where: Great White, Town

Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:0 0 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST;12:00 PM PST 8:00 PM UK

❗ Defense of Grizzly ❗

When: Saturday, March 8th, 2014

Where: Grizzly, Town

Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK

❗ Defense of Hypothermia ❗

When: Sunday, March 9th, 2014

Where: Hypothermia, Town

Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK

❗ Defense of Sasquatch ❗ 

When: Tuesday, March 11th, 2014

Where: Sasquatch, Town

Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK

Prepare yourself UMA, for you will be marching to the gates of vexations where the Golds run their mouths. Make sure you shove those socks, extra deep down their throats.

Daniel

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