So yeah, once again, those rascals down at Golds declared war on UMA. I think it’s time we pull out that cane that lives behind Derek’s fireplace and thrash them until their rectum spews gold. After that, we smelt it and walk away rich.
Tl; Dr Golds declared war. Let’s show the peons that they don’t stand a chance.
❗ Defense of Flurry ❗
When: Wednesday, March 5th, 2014
Where: Klondike, Town
Times: 8:00 PM EST; 7:00 PM CST; 6:00 PM MST ; 5:00 PM PST
❗ Defense of Chinook ❗
When: Thursday, March 6th, 2014
Where: Chinook, Town
Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST; 3:00 PM PST
❗ Defense of Crystal ❗
When: Friday, March 7th, 2014
Where: Crystal, Town
Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST; 3:00 PM PST
❗ Defense of Fog ❗
When: Saturday, March 8th, 2014
Where: Fog, Town
Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST 3:00 PM PST
❗ Defense of Frozen ❗
When: Saturday, March 9th, 2014
Where: Frozen, Town
Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST 3:00 PM PST
❗ Defense of Slushy [THIS WILL BE ON KLONDIKE] ❗
When: Sunday, March 10th, 2014
Where: Klondike, Town
Times: 6:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM CST; 4:00 PM MST; 3:00 PM PST
❗ Defense of Mittens ❗
When: Wednesday, March 5th, 2014
Where: Mittens, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK
❗ Defense of Grasshopper ❗
When: Thursday, March 6th, 2014
Where: Grasshopper, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK
❗ Defense of Great White ❗
When: Friday, March 7th, 2014
Where: Great White, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:0 0 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST;12:00 PM PST 8:00 PM UK
❗ Defense of Grizzly ❗
When: Saturday, March 8th, 2014
Where: Grizzly, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK
❗ Defense of Hypothermia ❗
When: Sunday, March 9th, 2014
Where: Hypothermia, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK
❗ Defense of Sasquatch ❗
When: Tuesday, March 11th, 2014
Where: Sasquatch, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST; 2:00 PM CST; 1:00 PM MST; 12:00 PM PST; 8:00 PM UK
Prepare yourself UMA, for you will be marching to the gates of vexations where the Golds run their mouths. Make sure you shove those socks, extra deep down their throats.
Daniel
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I can make most of these
Golds declare war on UMA? Lol this shouldn’t even be considered a war. They’ll get dick smacked and go into lockdown for the 4000th time