The One and the Only

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Twitchy543

Greetings, citizens of the Underground Mafias Army. I come to you with a single message.

The time to take action is now, and the horizon will be bright in the days ahead.

I, Zakster, will be making my long-awaited return to the leadership of the UMA.

During the spring and summer of 2012, I, along with Cassius Brutus, set up a coup d’etat against Benjarkin, who was leading UMA at the time. At the helm, I placed myself, current leader Coolster114, and current owner Derek. We led UMA to the Top 5 for a month straight and, thought it was not a golden age, it is recognized as a vital point in UMA history, for if I had not intervened, UMA could have fallen off the face of existence. And after a long leave of absence from the army I held dear, I make my return.

I make my announcement the day after Wgfv announced his assumption of the US Leader role. I feel privileged to lead alongside the man who taught me half of what I know. I’m excited to take UMA to higher heights than the first time I led, and I know that we can something we’ve never done: reach first. Let’s do this.

Zakster

UMA Leader