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UMA's Status

Hello UMA,

Going into the year we had all committed to the resolve that this would be our year. Our years of struggles should have ended when the clock hit midnight on December 31st. It hasn’t. Since the beginning of the year I have kept track of our points from CPAC. It looks like this:


The reason that I am writing this post is because we projected that on February 2nd 2014 we would achieve first. Today is the day after and we are tied for fourteenth place. This is unacceptable. Massive changes have to be made. If you are not committed to UMA you will be fired. The rest of this post will serve as a directive to what will be done. I have used bullet points to say what each division is doing well (green) and which division is lacking in (red).

UK Division

  • This is by far our strongest division. 
  • Competent leadership for the most part. 
  • Excellent posting.
  • Tactics could use a bit more organizing.
  • More events and more people.

US Division*

  • Leadership is incompetent. 
  • Absolutely no events are posted. 
  • Not a single thing is being done right by this division.
  • Complete lack of effort.
  • Subordinate commanders are inactive. 
  • Dependency on myself or UK leaders.

*Due to the absolute dismal performance I have decided that Loot will take over as US Commander. Step is demoted.

Ausia Division

  • Competent leadership.
  • Has a lot of potential.
  • Need owner ranks to be filled by recruits.


UMA Premier

One Response

  1. Great post – if we continue to work hard then it shall pay off.


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