I am retiring from all cp armies. Im making an army for other online games. Cp is gay now. Id like Notru to have my rank. If you would like to join the army im making, heres the site(Which is underconstruction), www.therebelfederationarmy.wordpress.com. Everyone join please.

-Dj

Mo Mo1357: im going on vacation for 2 weeks with no internet benu will be backup leader. cya!

Crazy: Okay, we need this. Bad.

Mo Mo1357: well then… sence you want grey i will have teal

Dj: On behalf of the Uma, this isnt a hate war. I dont want any hating, so MFW, lets have some fun. Btw, Im planning to make an army for other things apart from cp, and I’d like to know if Uma would like to be involved. Harv, Momo or Crazy, Edit in what you think. If any other armies would like to get involved, make a comment. I also need some help with the name. Also, one more thing, since Notru took Black, Grey is now my color, and ill rip anyones ball of if they tell me different.

Ok thats it you guys why aren’t we active!!!! I’m ticked off at the leaders im sure you have reasons not to be on but honestly we are more inactive then PH is. Now I have an idea that you know what no leaders will approve of cuz its final. WAR! Well we are going on a war spree like UMA always does, that how we win. now the first army or shall I say victim is MFW. We will be invading Bunnyhill. Its time for Badass Harv mode to commence. Lets kick some butt out there. Heres the info.

Invasion of Bunnyhill.

December 18th, 2009

6:00 EST

5:00 Central

4:00 Mountain

3:00 PST (Pacific)

11:00 UK

No Allies

No Bots

We need war, they need war. Win win if you ask me. Well lets kick butt out there.

Ya gotta want it, Ya gotta earn it,

Harv

Since the CPAC awards will be biased due to ACP’s Lare numbers, Boomer and ACP will win everything their eligible too. (No Offense) So I was thinking why not have awards for just UMA? So we are, Polls will be realeased later, the leaaders and OTHERS will help decide the nominies. Here are a few categories, if you want one to be added, just comment your category idea and the leaders will review it.

-Best Leader of the Year

-Most Active of the year

-Best Comeback of the Year

-Funnest War of the Year

-Best Pwnage war of the Year

-Best Alliance of the Year

-Favorite Invasion of the Year

-Best defense of UMA servers of the Year

-Best leader of ALL Time

-Funniest Leader of the Year

-Biggest perv of the Year

-Most Hated Leader of the Year

-Biggest Whiner  of the Year =/

That’s all I can think of for right now, also I think you can only be in 4 polls at the most.

Harv needed me to do this cause of his grammar.

 Another thing, THE Admiral1234 came on chat the other day, him and Fort57 were good friends from a long time ago, and he answered all of Forts questions, and even went on CP. So yeah, the real Admiral1234 UMA legend came on. heh.

~bat

Well this battle was no contest as we easily pile drived NC, they had 3 to our 10. The NC had a great chat but none could come on (lol) Also Notru has pictures like usaul, but we showed these noobs NC (now known as Noob Corps of CP) that UMA is no force to be messed with. Comment if you were there, cuz Santas watching you. LOL

Harv

Notru: Actually, black is mine lol

Dj: I got some pics too, Btw, can black be my edit color, and if someone already has it, suck my balls.

These are not in order, because I dont feel like sorting them out in the middle of the night. If you want to sort it out, do it yourself.

After the battle we partied for like 5 minutes xD

Since Nc are being noobs, and thinking they won, lets just see what the army community thinks, and most importantly Cpa Central, since they know all about wars, but there’s other news sites that know there stuff too, like Cp Army Zone and Cpa Insider. I think you guys will know the true winner.

-Dj

Harv: Im gonna be gone at my grandma’s. I hope I make the Invasion if not remember what I taught you Momo.

Benu2: Okay……. Why don’t you trust us?

Crazy: I am taking a break from UMA for the rest of the week until sunday. I can’t trust any of you anymore, and i need to work it out. When i say any of you, I mean all of you. If you really need me, I’ll be at xat.com/elitescp . Dj is temporary leader. Benu Will be Temp. leader. Sorry dj Dj: Sorry Momo, that was overruled by Harv and Crazy. 

Mo Mo1357: im leader again. crazy your on my bad side now (D)

Edit: Well if you didnt know IW left the War so we are out of WW6 (If so).

Yes we won it, do we care. These noobs called the CPNC claim its there capital. As I recall we invaded it back in late October, so really I dont know what they are doing xD . Next is mainly why well we need war that gets us active. Note The Ninja Corps are n00bs with attitude. Please take this war seriously they can be winenrs at some times. Lets win this one!

December 11, 2009

7:00 EST

6:00 Central

5:00 Monuntain

4:00 Pacific (Sorry)

11:00 UK (I think)

No Allies.

No Bots.

No getting other armies to dress up in your uniform.

Ya gotta want it, Ya gotta earn it.

Harv

Harv Edit: Well we are in this WWVI for fun only. Please dont attack us we want fun not hatred. We are helping IW to make it more fun and fair.

Mo Mo1357: Im going on vacation for a few days! I’ll be back thursday.

Well UMA, i’m sorry but we have no pics. But we got demolished by the Orange Alliance. Heres the thing IMAF were no shows, they wanted it so bad yet they couldnt show up. Even WW, GW, Tacos, HSA agree to it, they used allies so they didnt need to do it. But once the allies noticed this they decided to give back Ice Palace as long as we dont interfere with their plans against IW (Read next part of this post). 

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Edit: We are Entering the war against the OA, now that our allies the Golden Warriors want to be nutruel. Luc you brought this on your self.

Well IW are going in a world war, just thought i would let you know. We will be not entering it, even though IW helped us against the orange alliance. Mainly because we helped IW earlier this week so they returned the favor.

Ya gotta want it, Ya gotta earn it,

Harv

Well dumbasses IMAF still wants Ice Palace so now there invading it GW is helping them, but IW is helping us. Heres the times

Date: Sunday, December 6th

Time:

• 4:00pm PST,

• 5:00pm MST,

• 6:00pm CST

• 7:00pm EST

Sever: Ice Palace

Place: All Around

Ok well our prank didnt go to well thats for sure. again we are sorry, any way it sorta ended up like the song “Watcha Say” here ill read you some lines. ” Ooo watcha say, oh but you only meant well. “But it ended how it did, ooh watcha say well it’s all for the best because it is.”  Now i sorta think it went down like that, we only meant well but it backfired. And that last line its all for the best it will be. To make it up to the CP army community we will help any army that comes to us for the whole month of December. (Matters apply for it, You can’t be an enemy of us and you can’t expect all of us to come.) But we will back you up. Also Momo said it rebuilding. And how else does UMA rebuild, it this simple wars. I will discuss it to the other leaders later. Next in line is owner ranks. They have changed a little for the best. Dont complain if you got demoted. Also comment if you will stay loyal to us, I know me and MP screwed up but we learned our lesson.

Ya gotta want it, Ya gotta earn it,

Harv

Harv Update: Site is Back, thank you Trickster.

Harv Edit: http://tehumaofcp.wordpress.com We are in EMERGENCY Code RED. We have been hacked. This is our new site till we get this one back.

Yes its hard to admit it but I am. The truth is it was Mpenguin as Pink. It started as a joke and got out of hand. We were bored and thought hey lets pull a prank. Well it definitely worked, the chat filled and we kept our stupid scheme. Which was wrong. Im sorry to ACP, RPF, and all the others. We are cancelling the Walrus invasion. I am terribly sorry this happened, I never knew it would be this bad. The next thing is Trickster and Mpenguin (Pink) are not leaders anymore. Its me Crazy and Momo as leaders. The 2ics are being reset by the Leaders, same with 3ics. And well once again im sorry for all of this. Please forgive me if its possible. I dont want to lose troops, but if you quit I guess its your loss sort of.

Terribly Sorry Once Again,

Harv